Обо мне

Please Note: I'm STILL waiting for xHamster to fix their photo uploader so that I can add photos to my profile. It's been well over 6 weeks. Feel free to HMU and I'll link you to pics in my cloud if need be. Thank you.
Please note that some folks ('picsviewer') are dickheads and take themselves way too seriously on here. They take personal affront to my current situation just mentioned. You ain't all that, folks.

No content=no add.

PLEASE no crossdessers, crossdressing, sissies, fembots, gurrls, clowns.... Nothing personal, but it's pure kryptonite to my dick. Thank you.

Friendly, laid back, adventurous, horny, experimental, and charismatic 50yo beefy, well built white guy. 6', 247lbs, blond buzz cut, beard, blue eyes, moderately hairy body,



Labels are tough fluctuate between heteroflexible and bisexual. I enjoy women who are very 'girly' and I gravitate towards alpha males, natural very masculine.. men that look, sound, and smell like men. Looking for couples (M/F, but wouldn't rule out M/M depending on vibe and situation), playmates - men (straight, bi, or otherwise) & women.... a good buddy to hang out, whether that includes sex or just as wingmen, whatever.


I love eating pussy and I got skills. ... love to have my ripe, musky, big, hairy beefy butt eaten out by women, men, and/or couples. Enjoy having it played with, pegged, fucked, bred, DP'd, pissed in, fisted, slammed..
If the vibe is right, I enjoy sniffing and licking on another manly man's musky ass. but it's got to be right for both.
Open to possibilities. Sexual proclivities/tastes don't always have to be mutual. We can help each other out in different ways. I'm very open to kinks/tastes/fetishes, except crossdressing. I thrive on others' sexual energies. Couple of my favorite scenes with couples, other than just hanging nude and getting to know eachother, are 1) eating out a sweet pussy while dude eats and/or fucks me in the ass. 2) she rides my dick while he sits on my face, or face fucks me. My favorite couple was a very sexy interracial couple some time back. Big hulking black dude and his blonde, tanned wife. Quite incredible.

Men, for the love of pete, throw your razors away. No more emasculating.
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